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Eureka!!! It's finished! The runway at Windsock Airpark That Doesn't Really Exist is completed. The chronological saga follows.
4/15: Construction Began. Runway was closed. Taxiway became temporary runway. No student solos, no night ops, no instrument procedures, no flying while wearing silly hats, no complaining!
4/16: DE sets up a lawn chair and a night vision scope.
4/17: Temporary FSDO office set up in the Ladies Room. FSDO Inspector Gadget is accused of peering over the stalls to better investigate violations.
5/1: Hangar owner is sued for wrongful hangars. PETA immediately begins picketing the use of chicken wire to keep pigeons out. PETA member is caught by FSDO attempting to use the bathroom after dark.
5/7: Bow hunters are hired to take care of some of the deer problems at Fictitious Airport. 15 aircraft inspected at the FSDO with strange arrowhead shaped perferations. One hunter was quoted as saying "But the airplanes were brown and white!"
5/15: Highest revenue making instructor asks for an office next to the FSDO in the Ladies Room.
5/17: Hangar area declared a petting zoo. Airport Manager builds a higher fence to keep animals in. Two legged animals escape by hiding in the dumpster on collection day. Airport Manager charges admission to the petting zoo in an attempt to raise revenue.
5/20: Rumor of truck eating runway is questioned by Congressional panel. Truth was revealed that a nearby homeowner owned the testing firm that failed the core sample. New rumor starts that nearby homeowner became part of the new runway.
5/25: Airport Manager secretly added another 6,000 feet to the runway in the middle of the night. Turn base before hitting Sugarloaf.
5/30: Women get upset at multiple offices in their restroom. FSDO relocates to the fuel shack.
6/2: Authors do not get a phone call from the Fictitious DE and Fictitious Airport Manager complaining about this page.
6/4: Dinosaur fossils discovered beneath the runway. Jaw bone discovered wrapped around a tire of the truck that was finally extracted from the tar pit after heavy, blinding rain in which 5 airplanes landed. One pilot was quoted with "It was legal VFR.....wasn't it?"
6/15: Airport is reopened with brandy new runway, taxiways are repainted, lights are on, but is anyone home? Of course they are! This is Windsock Airpark!